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Husky puppies may be cute... But do your research before getting one. They're not for most people

Husky puppies may be cute... But do your research before getting one. They're not for most people Actual Advice Mallard
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When you comment on a post, upvote the post Then more people will see the post, and your comment will get more karma

When you comment on a post, upvote the post Then more people will see the post, and your comment will get more karma Actual Advice Mallard
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Want a fun job? Become a valet at a fancy hotel, you get to drive nice cars and will get huge tips from all the rich people

Want a fun job? Become a valet at a fancy hotel, you get to drive nice cars and will get huge tips from all the rich people Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're having trouble finding a job stop applying for jobs online, go to the place and ask for the manager, give him a firm handshake and give him your application, he will remember you when he sits with all those documents

if you're having trouble finding a job stop applying for jobs online, go to the place and ask for the manager, give him a firm handshake and give him your application, he will remember you when he sits with all those documents Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to pleasure your boyfriend without doing anything sexual? Give him a head-scratch

Want to pleasure your boyfriend without doing anything sexual? Give him a head-scratch Actual Advice Mallard
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If your friend says they're seeing a psychologist Don't try to guess why

If your friend says they're seeing a psychologist Don't try to guess why Actual Advice Mallard
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When nurses are looking at your chest they are counting how often you take a breath. Not perving on your chest. Get over yourself.

When nurses are looking at your chest they are counting how often you take a breath. Not perving on your chest. Get over yourself. Actual Advice Mallard
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if your tongue ever gets stuck to a frozen pole don't panic cup your hands around your mouth and the pole and keep blowing hot air. after a while the pole will heat up enough for you to pull your tongue away safely

if your tongue ever gets stuck to a frozen pole don't panic cup your hands around your mouth and the pole and keep blowing hot air. after a while the pole will heat up enough for you to pull your tongue away safely Actual Advice Mallard
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guys if you dont want your girlfriend to use sex to manipulate you make it so good she doesnt want to go without it

guys if you dont want your girlfriend to use sex to manipulate you make it so good she doesnt want to go without it Actual Advice Mallard
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Can't get rid of spots? Change pillowcases as often as possible.

Can't get rid of spots? Change pillowcases as often as possible. Actual Advice Mallard
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