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Get back to work

 Get back to work  Actual Advice Mallard

Unless it's original content It's already been on reddit

Unless it's original content It's already been on reddit  Actual Advice Mallard

When taking a dump lay down a few sheets of toilet paper on the water The water won't splash up into your ass

When taking a dump lay down a few sheets of toilet paper on the water The water won't splash up into your ass  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're driving and skid on ice, gently press on the gas rolling wheels bite the ice and gain traction, braking wheels do not

If you're driving and skid on ice, gently press on the gas rolling wheels bite the ice and gain traction, braking wheels do not
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If you find yourself in a bad situation Don't Lie

If you find yourself in a bad situation Don't Lie  Actual Advice Mallard

torrent textbooks

torrent textbooks  Actual Advice Mallard

When at a party turn the heater up Girls will take off more layers of clothes.

When at a party turn the heater up Girls will take off more layers of clothes.  Actual Advice Mallard

Remember: Snow is heavy it will collapse temporary shelters

Remember: Snow is heavy it will collapse temporary shelters  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're buying used textbooks, get those that already have some markings in them Previous students mark what teachers find important and this could help you on tests

If you're buying used textbooks, get those that already have some markings in them Previous students mark what teachers find important and this could help you on tests  Actual Advice Mallard

This is the stupidest meme I have ever seen

This is the stupidest meme I have ever seen  Actual Advice Mallard
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