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Go out and buy cough and cold medicine now before you get sick Then you won't have to go to the store when you feel like shit

Go out and buy cough and cold medicine now before you get sick Then you won't have to go to the store when you feel like shit  Actual Advice Mallard

If you need photoshop Go to Pixlr.com instead.

If you need photoshop Go to Pixlr.com instead.  Actual Advice Mallard

Use a fork to stir chocolate milk you can stir faster without spilling

Use a fork to stir chocolate milk you can stir faster without spilling  Actual Advice Mallard

Never be rude to your waiter or waitress They will handle everything you're about to eat and drink

Never be rude to your waiter or waitress They will handle everything you're about to eat and drink  Actual Advice Mallard

If someone talks shit about other people with you they'll talk shit about you to other people too.

If someone talks shit about other people with you they'll talk shit about you to other people too.   Actual Advice Mallard

Don't want to login to youtube to see a flagged video? Change the url from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=code to http://www.youtube.com/v/code

Don't want to login to youtube to see a flagged video? Change the url from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=code to http://www.youtube.com/v/code  Actual Advice Mallard

If you press enter while browsing imgur It makes the image full screen

If you press enter while browsing imgur It makes the image full screen  Actual Advice Mallard

Bread is a poor source of nutrition for ducks Instead, eat small fish, algae, insects, and aquatic plants.

Bread is a poor source of nutrition for ducks Instead, eat small fish, algae, insects, and aquatic plants.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're going to a party Just assume you have to bring your own beer

If you're going to a party Just assume you have to bring your own beer  Actual Advice Mallard

Check out http://www.reddit.com/new/ Upvote

Check out http://www.reddit.com/new/ Upvote  Actual Advice Mallard
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