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Wanna get out of friendzone? Work out, loose weight if you are obese, get yourself a real haircut, stop talking about nerd stuff all the time, and get over your shyness

Wanna get out of friendzone? Work out, loose weight if you are obese, get yourself a real haircut, stop talking about nerd stuff all the time, and get over your shyness Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't listen To the other duck

Don't listen To the other duck Actual Advice Mallard
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Cheating on your SO? Save the number of the other person as Unknown, that way you can say you don't answer numbers you don't know

Cheating on your SO? Save the number of the other person as Unknown, that way you can say you don't answer numbers you don't know Actual Advice Mallard
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To avoid poop splash Put 4 - 6 pieces of toilet paper on top of the water before sitting.

To avoid poop splash Put 4 - 6 pieces of toilet paper on top of the water before sitting. Actual Advice Mallard
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Randomly send a sweet text to your S.O. Bitches love random shit like that.

Randomly send a sweet text to your S.O. Bitches love random shit like that. Actual Advice Mallard
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Hair all static? Use a dryer sheet to flatten and add shine

Hair all static? Use a dryer sheet to flatten and add shine Actual Advice Mallard
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GUYS: IF YOU HAVE TO PEE BUT DON'T WANT TO GET OUT OF BED YET LIE ON YOUR SIDE AND TUCK YOUR PENIS BETWEEN YOUR LEGS

GUYS: IF YOU HAVE TO PEE BUT DON'T WANT TO GET OUT OF BED YET LIE ON YOUR SIDE AND TUCK YOUR PENIS BETWEEN YOUR LEGS Actual Advice Mallard
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If your car battery dies, Try turning on your headlights, counting to five, then restarting the car.

If your car battery dies, Try turning on your headlights, counting to five, then restarting the car. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you wipe your face with alcohol wipes before going to sleep you wont have zits

If you wipe your face with alcohol wipes before going to sleep you wont have zits Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going to cheat Make sure the two girls are from different towns and have no way of knowing one another

If you're going to cheat Make sure the two girls are from different towns and have no way of knowing one another Actual Advice Mallard
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