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hang out with your new girlfriend once without trying to sleep with her she will think you like her and will want to sleep with you the next time you hang out

hang out with your new girlfriend once without trying to sleep with her she will think you like her and will want to sleep with you the next time you hang out Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're about to crash into someone walking towards you, pick a side with your eyes. The other person will subconsciously pick up on it, and walk towards the other side so they don't crash into you.

If you're about to crash into someone walking towards you, pick a side with your eyes. The other person will subconsciously pick up on it, and walk towards the other side so they don't crash into you. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you say you don't have the money to tip Then don't play the claw machine on your way out

If you say you don't have the money to tip Then don't play the claw machine on your way out Actual Advice Mallard
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DON'T ARGUE WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY YOU'RE MORE IRRITABLE AND HAVE LESS PATIENCE

DON'T ARGUE WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY YOU'RE MORE IRRITABLE AND HAVE LESS PATIENCE Actual Advice Mallard
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Female roommate won't let you borrow food? Look in her box of tampons.

Female roommate won't let you borrow food? Look in her box of tampons. Actual Advice Mallard
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Tell the woman you just met that you would like to have sex with her, in a calm, confident manner. It is far easier to get a woman with brutal honesty, than to beat around the bush with lame pickup tactics.

Tell the woman you just met that you would like to have sex with her, in a calm, confident manner. It is far easier to get a woman with brutal honesty, than to beat around the bush with lame pickup tactics. Actual Advice Mallard
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Aren't ready to be a parent? Use a condom

Aren't ready to be a parent? Use a condom Actual Advice Mallard
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If your research assignment is confusing Ask a librarian

If your research assignment is confusing Ask a librarian Actual Advice Mallard
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At the grocery store and don't have a club card? try your area code + 867-5309, chances are its registered

At the grocery store and don't have a club card? try your area code + 867-5309, chances are its registered Actual Advice Mallard
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You know that song you love? Do not set it as your alarm

You know that song you love? Do not set it as your alarm Actual Advice Mallard
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