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Am i the only one around here who uses the right meme?

Am i the only one around here who uses the right meme?   Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to purchase condoms discretely Order them online, preferable in bulk quantities.

If you want to purchase condoms discretely Order them online, preferable in bulk quantities.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to stop a yawn Touch your tongue with your finger

If you want to stop a yawn Touch your tongue with your finger  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't waste money buying a card make one instead, it'll show you care enough to personalize your gift

Don't waste money buying a card make one instead, it'll show you care enough to personalize your gift  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to squeeze extra karma from this meme Say your grandpa gave you this knowledge before he died

If you want to squeeze extra karma from this meme Say your grandpa gave you this knowledge before he died  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have to yell you're arguing with a woman

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If you've never lived in an apartment Make sure you live on the top floor. You'll never have to hear people above you stomping.

If you've never lived in an apartment Make sure you live on the top floor. You'll never have to hear people above you stomping.  Actual Advice Mallard

Make as many friends and connections you can in college. They will help you get a job after graduation.

Make as many friends and connections you can in college. They will help you get a job after graduation.  Actual Advice Mallard

Printer out of black ink? Change font color to Extremely dark blue.

Printer out of black ink? Change font color to Extremely dark blue.  Actual Advice Mallard

Learn to make Grilled cheese All you need to make it is Cheese, butter, and bread. It tastes a lot better than cup of noodle.

Learn to make Grilled cheese All you need to make it is Cheese, butter, and bread. It tastes a lot better than cup of noodle.  Actual Advice Mallard
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