Actual Advice Mallard

Don't talk shit about your best friend to your girlfriend she might be his girlfriend one day

Don't talk shit about your best friend to your girlfriend she might be his girlfriend one day  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to get your roommate to clean up his mess Make the mess even bigger so he notices it

Want to get your roommate to clean up his mess Make the mess even bigger so he notices it  Actual Advice Mallard

WE DESERVE TO BE WITH SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO BE WITH US

WE DESERVE TO BE WITH SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO BE WITH US  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't make an amateur sex tape Unless you're Jennifer lawrence, then it's ok

Don't make an amateur sex tape Unless you're Jennifer lawrence, then it's ok  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're having problems with your computer Reboot and try it again before you call tech support

If you're having problems with your computer Reboot and try it again before you call tech support  Actual Advice Mallard

designated driver? flash your car keys at the bar. the bar staff may take pity and get you a non alcoholic drink such as coke

designated driver? flash your car keys at the bar. the bar staff may take pity and get you a non alcoholic drink such as coke  Actual Advice Mallard

If you get a haircut at a new place, get the barber with the worse haircut Most likely the barbers cut each others hair.

If you get a haircut at a new place, get the barber with the worse haircut Most likely the barbers cut each others hair.   Actual Advice Mallard

Still a virgin? Get a hooker, once the novelty is gone, more sex will come effortlessly

Still a virgin? Get a hooker, once the novelty is gone, more sex will come effortlessly  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't listen to what i say It's all bullshit anyway

Don't listen to what i say It's all bullshit anyway  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are about to cheat on your significant other Don't.

If you are about to cheat on your significant other Don't.  Actual Advice Mallard
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