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when microwaving hot dogs, wrap each one in a paper towel. That way, the grease doesn't end up making a mess of your bun.

when microwaving hot dogs, wrap each one in a paper towel. That way, the grease doesn't end up making a mess of your  bun.  Actual Advice Mallard

Stop taking relationship advice from strangers online Get out there handle your own love life the way you feel is best

Stop taking relationship advice from strangers online Get out there handle your own love life the way you feel is best  Actual Advice Mallard

How to do a harlem shake: you don't

How to do a  harlem shake: you don't  Actual Advice Mallard

stop taking advice from a duck and ask someone who knows your situation

stop taking advice from a duck and ask someone who knows your situation  Actual Advice Mallard

when in class treat all wtf as nsfw

when in class treat all wtf as nsfw  Actual Advice Mallard

embarrassed of eating alone in college? bring your backpack to eat. that way everyone will assume you were doing your work and didn't have time to get friends to eat with you.

embarrassed of eating alone in college? bring your backpack to eat. that way everyone will assume you were doing your work and didn't have time to get friends to eat with you.  Actual Advice Mallard

Instead of hitting ctrl+alt+del then clicking "Lock this computer" Simply hit +L

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Drink water instead of pop, juice, milk, etc. It has no calories, and is really good for you. The pounds will slowly roll right off with absolutely no work involved.

Drink water instead of pop, juice, milk, etc. It has no calories, and is really good for you. The pounds will slowly roll right off with absolutely no work involved.  Actual Advice Mallard

don't fap with soap

don't fap with soap  Actual Advice Mallard

Just because a girl likes you does not mean she likes you

Just because a girl likes you does not mean she likes you  Actual Advice Mallard
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