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Learn to dance with your fiance before your wedding Swaying back-and-forth for 3 minutes is embarrassing

Learn to dance with your fiance before your wedding Swaying back-and-forth for 3 minutes is embarrassing  Actual Advice Mallard

If your car is about to be towed Be an adult and accept the CONSEQUENCE of your false parking

If your car is about to be towed Be an adult and accept the CONSEQUENCE of your false parking  Actual Advice Mallard

If a woman says you don't need to buy her a birthday gift because you just bought her an engagement ring You still need to buy her a birthday gift

If a woman says you don't need to buy her a birthday gift because you just bought her an engagement ring You still need to buy her a birthday gift  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't ever leave your phone on the back of a car, no matter for how long. Ever.

Don't ever leave your phone on the back of a car, no matter for how long.  Ever.   Actual Advice Mallard

If you know you are going out drinking eat multiple small meals a huge meal will make you tired

If you know you are going out drinking eat multiple small meals a huge meal will make you tired  Actual Advice Mallard

Put a 6 pack of your favourite beer in the freezer and drink one after 30, 45, 60, 75, 90, 105 minutes Now you know how long to put a beer in the freezer for during a warm beer emergency

Put a 6 pack of your favourite beer in the freezer and drink one after 30, 45, 60, 75, 90, 105 minutes Now you know how long to put a beer in the freezer for during a warm beer emergency  Actual Advice Mallard

If you look through Obama's facebook photo comments Youre going to have a bad time

If you look through Obama's facebook photo comments Youre going to have a bad time  Actual Advice Mallard

FAPPING WITH THE HEATER ON? OPEN THE WINDOW SO IT DOESN'T SMELL SO BAD

FAPPING WITH THE HEATER ON? OPEN THE WINDOW SO IT DOESN'T SMELL SO BAD  Actual Advice Mallard

use powerade as a chaser its cheap, it hydrates, and makes the hangover a little less worse

use powerade as a chaser its cheap, it hydrates, and makes the hangover a little less worse  Actual Advice Mallard

Feed your newborn baby bifidus supplements So its shit smells as sweet as yogurt

Feed your newborn baby bifidus supplements So its shit smells as sweet as yogurt  Actual Advice Mallard
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