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Create an account and unsubscribe from R/Atheism Your front page will now be 50% more mature and 50% less dickish

Create an account and unsubscribe from R/Atheism Your front page will now be 50% more mature and 50% less dickish  Actual Advice Mallard

Got a brain freeze? Bite your tongue and the pain will go away instantly

Got a brain freeze? Bite your tongue and the pain will go away instantly  Actual Advice Mallard

Having trouble sleeping? Convince yourself you have to stay awake for something.

Having trouble sleeping? Convince yourself you have to stay awake for something.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't know what to get for your girlfriend? Ask her

Don't know what to get for your girlfriend? Ask her  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to go back to the previous page without loosing your current one hold ctrl and click back it opens the previous page in a new tab

If you want to go back to the previous page without loosing your current one hold ctrl and click back it opens the previous page in a new tab  Actual Advice Mallard

want to save money on food? costco sells a 25lb bag of rice for $10. that's 4000 calories per $1.

want to save money on food? costco sells a 25lb bag of rice for $10. that's 4000 calories per $1.  Actual Advice Mallard

Buy a promise ring instead of an engagement ring They're way cheaper and she wont know the difference

Buy a promise ring instead of an engagement ring They're way cheaper and she wont know the difference  Actual Advice Mallard

Uses dental floss To perfectly cut cakes and cheese

Uses dental floss To perfectly cut cakes and cheese  Actual Advice Mallard

To muffle the sound of a fart on the toilet Cover your butthole with some toilet paper

To muffle the sound of a fart on the toilet Cover your butthole with some toilet paper  Actual Advice Mallard

If you yell at your dog for barking They will think you are barking along with them

If you yell at your dog for barking They will think you are barking along with them   Actual Advice Mallard
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