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When cleaning your fingernails don't use a pen

When cleaning your fingernails don't use a pen Actual Advice Mallard
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When fingering a girl don't curl your fingers too much. It scratches and feels like a pap smear

When fingering a girl don't curl your fingers too much. It scratches and feels like a pap smear Actual Advice Mallard
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If your school ever blocks a website Just add an "s" to the end of the http and you can access any site you want

If your school ever blocks a website Just add an
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LEARN TO FIX YOUR OWN BIKE BIKE SHOPS OVERCHARGE FOR LABOR

LEARN TO FIX YOUR OWN BIKE BIKE SHOPS OVERCHARGE FOR LABOR Actual Advice Mallard
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Bad Hiccups? Eat a small spoonful of sugar to instantly cure them

Bad Hiccups? Eat a small spoonful of sugar to instantly cure them Actual Advice Mallard
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If your wife is having a baby Don't spend your free time on Reddit, she will hate you

If your wife is having a baby Don't spend your free time on Reddit, she will hate you Actual Advice Mallard
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Straighten your back.

Straighten your back. Actual Advice Mallard
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When you go to the gym, listen to live albums. That way, When the crowd cheers, it will sound like they're cheering for you.

When you go to the gym, listen to live albums. That way, When the crowd cheers, it will sound like they're cheering for you. Actual Advice Mallard
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CHANCES ARE THAT YOUR BEST FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY IS LESS THAN 6 MONTHS AWAY Be ready.

CHANCES ARE THAT YOUR BEST FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY IS LESS THAN 6 MONTHS AWAY Be ready. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want a guy to stop hitting on you Tell him you want to be in a committed relationship with him. He'll sure as hell leave you alone.

If you want a guy to stop hitting on you Tell him you want to be in a committed relationship with him. He'll sure as hell leave you alone. Actual Advice Mallard
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