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If you have to call someone, but do not want to talk for long call on saturday morning

If you have to call someone, but do not want to talk for long call on saturday morning Actual Advice Mallard
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eat something spicy? eat bread, drink milk

eat something spicy? eat bread, drink milk Actual Advice Mallard
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If your last name is hyphenated do not use your mother's maiden name

If your last name is hyphenated do not use your mother's maiden name Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't trust anyone who tells you that a certain time period is the best years of your life. It means they aren't doing it right.

Don't trust anyone who tells you that a certain time period is the best years of your life. It means they aren't doing it right. Actual Advice Mallard
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When ordering at qdoba ask for half chicken and half steak you will get nearly double meat for no extra charge

When ordering at qdoba ask for half chicken and half steak you will get nearly double meat for no extra charge Actual Advice Mallard
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Attention to all fellow blacks that sell on Craigslist Make sure not to show your skin color in the photo, you will get more inquiries

Attention to all fellow blacks that sell on Craigslist Make sure not to show your skin color in the photo, you will get more inquiries Actual Advice Mallard
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If he's heading south and you're on your period Tell him

If he's heading south and you're on your period Tell him Actual Advice Mallard
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If she wants to have sex with you and is married DON'T

If she wants to have sex with you and is married DON'T Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have trouble swallowing pills Tuck your chin down instead of tilting your head back

If you have trouble swallowing pills Tuck your chin down instead of tilting your head back Actual Advice Mallard
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If you take 40 pictures only use the 10 best ones for the album

If you take 40 pictures only use the 10 best ones for the album Actual Advice Mallard
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