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Want to enjoy reddit?? Never... ever... read the comments

Want to enjoy reddit?? Never... ever... read the comments  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't always trust online restaurant reviews Chances are the owner asked friends and employees to write many of them

Don't always trust online restaurant reviews Chances are the owner asked friends and employees to write many of them  Actual Advice Mallard

Never start a fight with someone who has less to lose than you

Never start a fight with someone who has less to lose than you  Actual Advice Mallard

If you like asian girls go to college... they're everywhere

If you like asian girls  go to college... they're everywhere  Actual Advice Mallard

if a girl catches you staring at her boobs, look down at your shoes if you do it quick enough it will seem like you were looking down in one swift motion

if a girl catches you staring at her boobs, look down at your shoes if you do it quick enough it will seem like you were looking down in one swift motion  Actual Advice Mallard

Try to keep your relationships with your college friends strong after school ends For many people, those relationships are the most valuable thing you'll get out of college

Try to keep your relationships with your college friends strong after school ends For many people, those relationships are the most valuable thing you'll get out of college  Actual Advice Mallard

Almost all advice Is completely subjective

Almost all advice Is completely subjective  Actual Advice Mallard

What is right is not always popular And what is popular is not always right

What is right is not always popular And what is popular is not always right  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're looking to get a dog, adopt from a shelter or rescue organization It's much less expensive than a breeder and you're giving an abandoned animal a second chance at a happy life

If you're looking to get a dog, adopt from a shelter or rescue organization It's much less expensive than a breeder and you're giving an abandoned animal a second chance at a happy life  Actual Advice Mallard

People thinking about shooting up a school or a mall or a movie theater Why not shoot up a Westboro Baptist Church protest instead?

People thinking about shooting up a school or a mall or a movie theater Why not shoot up a Westboro Baptist Church protest instead?  Actual Advice Mallard
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