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Don't go for that guy in a suit He just bought it to pick up chicks

Don't go for that guy in a suit He just bought it to pick up chicks Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going to host a championship Make sure your city has enough power

If you're going to host a championship Make sure your city has enough power Actual Advice Mallard
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carry $5 in your pocket when walking around at night so if a mugger approaches, give them that money and they will leave you alone

carry $5 in your pocket when walking around at night so if a mugger approaches, give them that money and they will leave you alone Actual Advice Mallard
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Addicted to heroin? I'm a duck

Addicted to heroin? I'm a duck Actual Advice Mallard
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If you torrent a tv show answer quizzes about it at www.rewardtv.com it's owned by Nielsen, so it's like giving the show more ratings

If you torrent a tv show answer quizzes about it at www.rewardtv.com it's owned by Nielsen, so it's like giving the show more ratings Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't want to have to bury a body? don't murder anyone.

Don't want to have to bury a body? don't murder anyone. Actual Advice Mallard
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Tired of forgetting to take along things when leaving home? Put them on top of your wallet. you won't leave home without your wallet.

Tired of forgetting to take along things when leaving home? Put them on top of your wallet. you won't leave home without your wallet. Actual Advice Mallard
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Flush your toilet before you take a shit To make sure the pipes aren't frozen.

Flush your toilet before you take a shit To make sure the pipes aren't frozen. Actual Advice Mallard
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Eat Corn to find out how long it takes to digest food

Eat Corn to find out how long it takes to digest food Actual Advice Mallard
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If your sheets are cold, plug in a hair dryer next to your bed And turn it on under your covers for fifteen seconds

If your sheets are cold, plug in a hair dryer next to your bed And turn it on under your covers for fifteen seconds Actual Advice Mallard
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