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If you are dreaming about posting on reddit get off of reddit

If you are dreaming about posting on reddit get off of reddit  Actual Advice Mallard

Hate tangled headphones? Wrap them around the fold in your wallet

Hate tangled headphones? Wrap them around the fold in your wallet  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't take dating advice from redditors. The main reason that they are on reddit is that they can't get a date

Don't take dating advice from redditors. The main reason that they  are on reddit is that they can't get a date  Actual Advice Mallard

Tell jEHOVAH'S WITNESS YOUR CATHOLIC IT'S THE ONLY RELIGION THEY DON'T EVEN TRY CONVERTING

Tell jEHOVAH'S WITNESS YOUR CATHOLIC IT'S THE ONLY RELIGION THEY DON'T EVEN TRY CONVERTING  Actual Advice Mallard

If you run out of blue links Try r/all/top(sort by hour). It allows you to see potential front page posts before they gain popularity.

If you run out of blue links Try r/all/top(sort by hour).  It allows you to see potential front page posts before they gain popularity.  Actual Advice Mallard

dear gangsta, if you pull your pants up a little you can run from the cops faster.

dear gangsta, if you pull your pants up a little you can run from the cops faster.  Actual Advice Mallard

Get your Valentines stuff this evening or early tomorrow because most of it will be sold out come Wednesday

Get your Valentines stuff this evening or early tomorrow because most of it will be sold out come Wednesday   Actual Advice Mallard

your local store has run out of valentines day cards? use the non-seasonal section to find romantic cards.

your local store has run out of valentines day cards? use the non-seasonal section to find romantic cards.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to check a girl out without being caught place your thumb in front of her and pretend to inspect your thumb

If you want to check a girl out without being caught place your thumb in front of her and pretend to inspect your thumb  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to meet women and have a good voice? Go to karaoke bars on Wednesdays and Thursdays.

Want to meet women and have a good voice? Go to karaoke bars on Wednesdays and Thursdays.  Actual Advice Mallard
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