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the internet never forgets

the internet never forgets Actual Advice Mallard
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The left lane is for passing

The left lane is for passing Actual Advice Mallard
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Bet her that you can guess the first 3 digits of her telephone number, If you guess correct, She gives you the rest of the digits. If she agrees to the bet, Just say your area code. Most girls go to local bars, great way to break the ice.

Bet her that you can guess the first 3 digits of her telephone number, If you guess correct, She gives you the rest of the digits. If she agrees to the bet, Just say your area code. Most girls go to local bars, great way to break the ice. Actual Advice Mallard
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Flowers are cliche, overpriced right now, and die in a week Get her a houseplant instead

Flowers are cliche, overpriced right now, and die in a week Get her a houseplant instead Actual Advice Mallard
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Never send your resume as a word file - Instead print it as a PDF Don't do this. Most submissions are run through a parsing program for key words that have trouble with PDFs. You will get 0 keyword matches and no job offers.

Never send your resume as a word file - Instead print it as a PDF Don't do this. Most submissions are run through a parsing program for key words that have trouble with PDFs. You will get 0 keyword matches and no job offers. Actual Advice Mallard
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Girlfriend on birth control while using antibiotics? Use a condom, some antibiotics prevent birth control from working

Girlfriend on birth control while using antibiotics? Use a condom, some antibiotics prevent birth control from working Actual Advice Mallard
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The manner in which it is give Is worth more than the gift

The manner in which it is give Is worth more than the gift Actual Advice Mallard
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get in a hot shower and breathe in the steam this will relieve sinus pressure and ease the pain

get in a hot shower and breathe in the steam this will relieve sinus pressure and ease the pain Actual Advice Mallard
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Take Longer to masturbate You'll last longer in bed too.

Take Longer to masturbate You'll last longer in bed too. Actual Advice Mallard
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Parents, always knock on your teenage son's door Always

Parents, always knock on your teenage son's door Always Actual Advice Mallard
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