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if you're still legally a kid yourself don't have a kid

if you're still legally a kid yourself don't have a kid  Actual Advice Mallard

If your banging subs make your headlights dim, get HIDs. They're brighter, yet more efficient & use less power, so they don't dim

If your banging subs make your headlights dim, get HIDs. They're brighter, yet more efficient & use less power, so they don't dim   Actual Advice Mallard

If you see it on a reality show It's probably scripted

If you see it on a reality show It's probably scripted  Actual Advice Mallard

Dry your razor off Rust dulls the blades way faster than facial hair does

Dry your razor off Rust dulls the blades way faster than facial hair does  Actual Advice Mallard

put a pinch of sage in your boots all day long, a spicy scent is your reward

put a pinch of sage in your boots all day long, a spicy scent is your reward  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't like a certain meme don't complain about it, just don't upvote it

If you don't like a certain meme don't complain about it, just don't upvote it  Actual Advice Mallard

Put the toilet lid down before you flush It prevents a bacteria filled mist from filling your bathroom

Put the toilet lid down before you flush It prevents a bacteria filled mist from filling your bathroom  Actual Advice Mallard

If you receive a wedding invitation only the people addressed on the invitation are invited unless otherwise stated

If you receive a wedding invitation only the people addressed on the invitation are invited unless otherwise stated  Actual Advice Mallard

Rub germ-X under your arms It kills the odor causing germs

Rub germ-X under your arms It kills the odor causing germs  Actual Advice Mallard

if you drive a silver car and it's dreary/raining/dusk/dawn outside turn on your fucking lights

if you drive a silver car and it's dreary/raining/dusk/dawn outside turn on your fucking lights  Actual Advice Mallard
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