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Tell the truth The officer already knows how fast you're going and they might be more lenient if you're honest

Tell the truth The officer already knows how fast you're going and they might be more lenient if you're honest  Actual Advice Mallard

Dont put much evidence in you're essays you're ideas should stand on there own

Dont put much evidence in you're essays you're ideas should stand on there own  Actual Advice Mallard

if you buy her clothes too big, she will say "you think i'm fat?" if you buy her clothes too small, she will say "i'm fat"

 if you buy her clothes too big, she will say

If your going to kill someone and bury there body under a dog Bury it more than 8 feet below the dog.

If your going to kill someone and bury there body under a dog Bury it more than 8 feet below the dog.  Actual Advice Mallard

Expect to stay in school longer than 4 years A Masters is the new Bachelors degree

Expect to stay in school longer than 4 years A Masters is the new Bachelors degree  Actual Advice Mallard

Does your school block specific subreddits? instead of putting a + on the url, how about put a+ on your grades

Does your school block specific subreddits? instead of putting a + on the url, how about put a+ on your grades  Actual Advice Mallard

blow out of your nose yawn stops

blow out of your nose yawn stops  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't bother commenting on advice animal posts No one ever reads them

Don't bother commenting on advice animal posts No one ever reads them  Actual Advice Mallard

Repost popular Lifeprotips on me You'll get lots of Karma

Repost popular Lifeprotips on me You'll get lots of Karma  Actual Advice Mallard

got a spider problem? hairspray the fucker, then dispose of it.

got a spider problem? hairspray the fucker, then dispose of it.  Actual Advice Mallard
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