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There's no such thing as Red Mallards

There's no such thing as Red Mallards Actual Advice Mallard
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Mustard can be used to treat first degree burns it's an old trick from working food sevice

Mustard can be used to treat first degree burns it's an old trick from working food sevice Actual Advice Mallard
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Women: Men are simple. We like not talking and having our penis touched.

Women: Men are simple. We like not talking and having our penis touched. Actual Advice Mallard
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dont know what to get your boyfriend for valentines day ? suck his dick!!!

dont know what to get your boyfriend for valentines day ? suck his dick!!! Actual Advice Mallard
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When the line up is too long for the main cashier at Walmart Go to the Electronic or Pharmacy section for shorter lines

When the line up is too long for the main cashier at Walmart Go to the Electronic or Pharmacy section for shorter lines Actual Advice Mallard
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to avoid raw skin after shaving use moisturizing cream instead of shaving cream

to avoid raw skin after shaving use moisturizing cream instead of shaving cream Actual Advice Mallard
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As an actual ER RN, if someone says "I think i'm going to pass out" i know the bullshitters and tell them, " i wish you would. It's easier to take care of you then."

As an actual ER RN, if someone says
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Are you on Omegle text chat and want to find a girl to talk to? Start the conversation with "hello sir". If its a girl, they will correct you.

Are you on Omegle text chat and want to find a girl to talk to? Start the conversation with
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don't ever tell your wife to make you a sandwich You'll never know what she'll do with your food.... say please, bitches love please

don't ever tell your wife to make you a sandwich You'll never know what she'll do with your food.... say please, bitches love please Actual Advice Mallard
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Run out of toilet paper often? Put a packet of it next to your toilet so you don't need to worry

Run out of toilet paper often? Put a packet of it next to your toilet so you don't need to worry Actual Advice Mallard
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