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Let out a fart in the office? Eat an orange. the new smell will quickly overpower your gas.

Let out a fart in the office? Eat an orange. the new smell will quickly overpower your gas.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't take hotel shampoo bottles Hotels donate them to organizations like the red cross

Don't take hotel shampoo bottles Hotels donate them to organizations like the red cross  Actual Advice Mallard

If you own an old 2007 iMac Pressing CTRL+OPTION+ALT+8 at the same time Makes your screen negative colors.

If you own an old 2007 iMac  Pressing CTRL+OPTION+ALT+8 at the same time Makes your screen negative colors.  Actual Advice Mallard

to prevent acid reflux elevate the front of the bed 6" with two-by-fours

to prevent acid reflux elevate the front of the bed 6

i sleep in between the breasts of the finest women

 i sleep in between the breasts of the finest women  Actual Advice Mallard

When drunk look 10 feet in-front of you to walk in a straight line

When drunk look 10 feet in-front of you to walk in a straight line  Actual Advice Mallard

Are you thinking of making a "good advice duck" meme Don't

Are you thinking of making a

if you cook with ginger root dont put the unused part in the fridge put it in a pot of soil. it will grow back.

if you cook with ginger root dont put the unused part in the fridge put it in a pot of soil. 
it will grow back.  Actual Advice Mallard

The dead can't say no

The dead can't say no  Actual Advice Mallard

Cookies too hard? Put them in a plastic bag with a piece of bread

Cookies too hard? Put them in a plastic bag with a piece of bread  Actual Advice Mallard
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