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Buy a binder, label it "homework," and have a dog chew on it for a while That way, if you didn't do your homework, you have proof it was eaten

Buy a binder, label it
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MAKE YOUR FAVORITE FUNNY PICTURE YOUR DESKTOP WALL PAPER IT WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY NO MATTER WHAT MOOD YOUR IN

MAKE YOUR FAVORITE FUNNY PICTURE YOUR DESKTOP WALL PAPER IT WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY NO MATTER WHAT MOOD YOUR IN Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're having a bad day, try smiling at those you make eye contact with on campus You'll be surprised at how many smiles you'll have returned

If you're having a bad day, try smiling at those you make eye contact with on campus You'll be surprised at how many smiles you'll have returned Actual Advice Mallard
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If you live in a place where it's snowing Stay away from tall buildings. Frozen Snow clumps can fall off and seriously hurt you

If you live in a place where it's snowing Stay away from tall buildings. Frozen Snow clumps can fall off and seriously hurt you Actual Advice Mallard
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Mow your grass when it's windy That way the grass clippings will blow away

Mow your grass when it's windy That way the grass clippings will blow away Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to find something in a store ask someone stocking the shelves, not a sales person

Want to find something in a store ask someone stocking the shelves, not a sales person Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're interested in a guy Just smile at him

If you're interested in a guy Just smile at him Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't have 24 hours to safely thaw meat in the refrigerator? Put it in a zip-lock bag and submerge it in water for a half-hour.

Don't have 24 hours to safely thaw meat in the refrigerator? Put it in a zip-lock bag and submerge it in water for a half-hour. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you like to weigh yourself Do it in the morning, you'll weigh less

If you like to weigh yourself Do it in the morning, you'll weigh less Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't put someone to sleep on their back when they're drunk They can choke on their own throw-up

Don't put someone to sleep on their back when they're drunk They can choke on their own throw-up Actual Advice Mallard
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