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if you complain all your friends turned their backs on you it's not them. it's you

if you complain all your friends turned their backs on you it's not them. it's you  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't go on reddit on april fools

Don't go on reddit on april fools  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't want to splash water on your butt when you poop Drop in a piece of toilet paper first

If you don't want to splash water on your butt when you poop Drop in a piece of toilet paper first  Actual Advice Mallard

scroll down a few pages and start browsing from there

scroll down a few pages  and start browsing from there  Actual Advice Mallard

dont move to another town just for dating prospects that will make you clingy as hell before you even have a girlfriend

dont move to another town just for dating prospects that will make you clingy as hell before you even have a girlfriend  Actual Advice Mallard

Learn to poop in a public restroom Because you might become a truck driver someday

Learn to poop in a public restroom Because you might become a truck driver someday  Actual Advice Mallard

if you see someone with gray stuff on their forehead don't tell them

if you see someone with gray stuff on their forehead don't tell them  Actual Advice Mallard

Give your girlfriend a box with earrings in it first. Judged on her reaction, you'll know whether or not to go with the ring.

Give your girlfriend a box with earrings in it first. Judged on her reaction, you'll know whether or not to go with the ring.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're tired of patriot act bipartisanship vote third party. what do you have to lose?

if you're tired of patriot act bipartisanship vote third party. what do you have to lose?  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't take advice From waterfowl

Don't take advice  From waterfowl  Actual Advice Mallard
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