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When You Find Yourself Being Raped By Ducks Stay With The Children

When You Find Yourself Being Raped By Ducks Stay With The Children  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're too cheap to leave a reasonable tip don't eat in a restaurant

if you're too cheap to leave a reasonable tip don't eat in a restaurant  Actual Advice Mallard

Shop for groceries after you exercise You'll make healthier purchases

Shop for groceries after you exercise You'll make healthier purchases  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to save your money, your body, and the environment? Stop eating meat

Want to save your money, your body, and the environment? Stop eating meat  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't try to understand Congress Just call your senators and tell them to downvote CISPA

Don't try to understand Congress Just call your senators and tell them to downvote CISPA  Actual Advice Mallard

stressed, things aren't going your way, and you're only half way through college? probably not the best time to get engaged

stressed, things aren't going your way, and you're only half way through college? probably not the best time to get engaged  Actual Advice Mallard

The light switch closest to the sink is always the one that works the garbage disposal

The light switch closest to the sink is always the one that works the garbage disposal   Actual Advice Mallard

don't end your memes with exclamation points it looks sloppy and immature

don't end your memes with exclamation points it looks sloppy and immature  Actual Advice Mallard

Along with your teeth Brush your tongue

Along with your teeth Brush your tongue   Actual Advice Mallard

When you come across an impressive, informative, topical comment... Check out their comment history. You'll likely find some good new subs

When you come across an impressive, informative, topical comment... Check out their comment history. You'll likely find some good new subs  Actual Advice Mallard
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