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Don't leave your windshield wipers up The wiper motor will freeze over then break once you warm up your car

Don't leave your windshield wipers up The wiper motor will freeze over then break once you warm up your car Actual Advice Mallard
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if a girl you like friendzones you, stop hanging out with her you're not in the frienzone unless you stay her friend. I don't feel bad for any of you.

if a girl you like friendzones you, stop hanging out with her you're not in the frienzone unless you stay her friend. I don't feel bad for any of you. Actual Advice Mallard
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When doing up your backpack, put both zippers to one end It is more secure when running and helps against pickpockets

When doing up your backpack, put both zippers to one end It is more secure when running and helps against pickpockets Actual Advice Mallard
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Daylight savings is tonight move your clocks ahead one hour

Daylight savings is tonight move your clocks ahead one hour Actual Advice Mallard
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if a metal jar cap is too tight run it under hot tap water for about 30 seconds. it will expand just enough to open easily. you can also wrap a rubber band around the cap to get a grip.

if a metal jar cap is too tight run it under hot tap water for about 30 seconds. it will expand just enough to open easily. you can also wrap a rubber band around the cap to get a grip. Actual Advice Mallard
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even if you don't smoke, carry a pack of cigarettes around with you you can give one to the homeless when they ask for money. it costs you hardly anything, and they'll appreciate it more

even if you don't smoke, carry a pack of cigarettes around with you you can give one to the homeless when they ask for money. it costs you hardly anything, and they'll appreciate it more Actual Advice Mallard
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POOP EVERY DAY

POOP EVERY DAY Actual Advice Mallard
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keep your car keys on your bedside table when you sleep if you think someone is trying to break in you can sound the alarm to scare them away/draw attention

keep your car keys on your bedside table when you sleep if you think someone is trying to break in you can sound the alarm to scare them away/draw attention Actual Advice Mallard
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If a guy truly cares about you, he is the jealous type Don't test him

If a guy truly cares about you, he is the jealous type Don't test him Actual Advice Mallard
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If your butter is too hard to spread swipe the top with a knife multiple times quickly.

If your butter is too hard to spread swipe the top with a knife multiple times quickly. Actual Advice Mallard
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