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Hate soggy pancakes? put the syrup in a bowl and dip every bite in

Hate soggy pancakes? put the syrup in a bowl and dip every bite in Actual Advice Mallard
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you can never be over-dressed or over-educated

you can never be over-dressed or over-educated Actual Advice Mallard
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The one thing you will never regret is kindness

The one thing you will never regret is kindness Actual Advice Mallard
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Lay on your left side This will assist digestion and move food through the digestive track

Lay on your left side This will assist digestion and move food through the digestive track Actual Advice Mallard
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unemployment is a small price to pay to preserve your ethics, health, and self-respect

unemployment is a small price to pay to preserve your ethics, health, and self-respect Actual Advice Mallard
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If your girlfriend hits you walk away and never talk to her again, she's not worth your time

If your girlfriend hits you walk away and never talk to her again, she's not worth your time Actual Advice Mallard
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buying omlette stuff? hit the salad bar at the store. everything is fresh and chopped up.

buying omlette stuff? hit the salad bar at the store. everything is fresh and chopped up. Actual Advice Mallard
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Take ownership of your own decisions. If you trust the advice of an anonymous duck on the internet, people will think you are loony.

Take ownership of your own decisions. If you trust the advice of an anonymous duck on the internet, people will think you are loony. Actual Advice Mallard
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Do what makes you happy Everybody ends up dead anyway

Do what makes you happy Everybody ends up dead anyway Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want someone to calm down Don't tell them to calm down

If you want someone to calm down Don't tell them to calm down Actual Advice Mallard
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