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Just because you preface your statement with "no offense" Doesn't mean people will forgive your frankness if it truly does offend them

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if your car's headlight loses its brightness just rub it with toothpaste

if your car's headlight loses its brightness just rub it with toothpaste Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going to be a compulsive cheater, stop dating dudes with close-knit families. The guy may forgive you, but his family won't.

If you're going to be a compulsive cheater, stop dating dudes with close-knit families. The guy may forgive you, but his family won't. Actual Advice Mallard
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Clean windows on overcast days rather than sunny days The windows will dry more slowly, helping eliminate streaks

Clean windows on overcast days rather than sunny days The windows will dry more slowly, helping eliminate streaks Actual Advice Mallard
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If you Don't know what female genital mutilation is Don't look into it

If you Don't know what female genital mutilation is Don't look into it Actual Advice Mallard
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When in doubt Start on the outside and work your way in

When in doubt Start on the outside and work your way in Actual Advice Mallard
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if you drive in the left lane for longer than 2 miles and are clearly not passing anyone you can be ticketed and fined

if you drive in the left lane for longer than 2 miles and are clearly not passing anyone you can be ticketed and fined Actual Advice Mallard
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never delete any photos on your camera before transferring them to your pc you might be surprised how good some of them look when seen on a bigger screen

never delete any photos on your camera before transferring them to your pc you might be surprised how good some of them look when seen on a bigger screen Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're feeling inadequate because you don't have something someone else does remember that you've gotten along perfectly in life without it thus far

If you're feeling inadequate because you don't have something someone else does remember that you've gotten along perfectly in life without it thus far Actual Advice Mallard
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Only floss the teeth You want to keep

Only floss the teeth You want to keep Actual Advice Mallard
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