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Don't know what to get your girlfriend for Valentines day? Step one: cut a hole in the box.

Don't know what to get your girlfriend for Valentines day?  Step one: cut a hole in the box.  Actual Advice Mallard

Stretch in the Sauna You're a Homeless Hardbody

Stretch in the Sauna You're a Homeless Hardbody  Actual Advice Mallard

When using a boxcutter, or any utility knife for that matter, cut away from your body That way, if the knife slips, you drastically reduce the risk of cutting yourself open

When using a boxcutter, or any utility knife for that matter, cut away from your body That way, if the knife slips, you drastically reduce the risk of cutting yourself open  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to burn a body completely burn it with a tire

If you want to burn a body completely  burn it with a tire   Actual Advice Mallard

If you have a daughter or a sister in your household, Discard used cucumbers

If you have a daughter or a sister in your household, Discard used cucumbers  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to watch a tv show without ads and don't want to pirate Install Adblock on google chrome

If you want to watch a tv show without ads and don't want to pirate Install Adblock on google chrome  Actual Advice Mallard

when all else fails, be a douchebag bitches love douchebags

when all else fails, 
be a douchebag bitches love
 douchebags  Actual Advice Mallard

imgur says its over capacity? add .jpg to the web address

imgur says its over capacity?    add .jpg to the web address   Actual Advice Mallard

if you are having trouble deciding what you want flip a coin. if you don't land on the choice you subconsciously want, you will be upset.

if you are having trouble deciding what you want flip a coin. if you don't land on the choice you subconsciously want, you will be upset.   Actual Advice Mallard

Drip candle wax on your carpet? Put a paper towel on it and go over it with a clothes iron on low. Repeat as necessary.

Drip candle wax on your carpet? Put a paper towel on it and go over it with a clothes iron on low. Repeat as necessary.   Actual Advice Mallard
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