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If you ever receive a speeding ticket and take it to court Reschedule your court date at the last second this will increase the chance the police officer won't show to the next court date and the case will be dismissed

If you ever receive a speeding ticket and take it to court Reschedule your court date at the last second this will increase the chance the police officer won't show to the next court date and the case will be dismissed Actual Advice Mallard
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Cumming and saying "I love you" Let the girl do these first

Cumming and saying
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Want to exercise? Find a gym that is on the way home from work or school. You'll already be off your couch, away from your computer, in your car, and in the area.

Want to exercise? Find a gym that is on the way home from work or school. You'll already be off your couch, away from your computer, in your car, and in the area. Actual Advice Mallard
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If your long distance relationship is going well chances are one of you is extremely unhappy.

If your long distance relationship is going well chances are one of you is extremely unhappy. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't forget Your last copy can be pasted by anyone

Don't forget Your last copy can be pasted by anyone Actual Advice Mallard
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"Entry Level" does not mean "Anyone off the street is qualified". It means the position is the first step in a series of higher positions in the company.
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what if I told you using the wrong meme intentionally is part of my ocd therapy?

what if I told you using the wrong meme intentionally is part of my ocd therapy? Actual Advice Mallard
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If you accidentally touched or bumped into by someone attractive Casually Joke about them buying you a drink first.

If you accidentally touched or bumped into by someone attractive Casually Joke about them buying you a drink first. Actual Advice Mallard
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Look after your teeth once they're gone, they're gone for good.

Look after your teeth once they're gone, they're gone for good. Actual Advice Mallard
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honking and yelling at cyclists is not going to make them want to do you a favor by pulling over

honking and yelling at cyclists is not going to make them want to do you a favor by pulling over Actual Advice Mallard
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