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If you're thinking about buying a new car, wait for 3 days This will prevent you from impulse buying and/or taking a bad deal

If you're thinking about buying a new car, wait for 3 days This will prevent you from impulse buying and/or taking a bad deal  Actual Advice Mallard

When you want to reduce all your windows at once Window key + D

When you want to reduce all your windows at once Window key + D  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are too lazy to read something, then copy and paste in to google translator english to english and let it read it to you.

If you are too lazy to read something, then copy and paste in to google translator english to english and let it read it to you.  Actual Advice Mallard

If a customer pays you with a $10 leave it on top of the register until they have their change

If a customer pays you with a $10  leave it on top of the register until they have their change  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't be upset when your meme is downvoted Your fellow redditors are saving you from looking like a douche in front of everyone

Don't be upset when your meme is downvoted Your fellow redditors are saving you from looking like a douche in front of everyone  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have to preface something with "no offense, but" Stop right there.

If you have to preface something with

When posting a meme, make sure that you have correct grammar

When posting a meme, make sure that you have correct grammar  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're rude to food service employees, you probably eat a lot of bodily fluids.

If you're rude to food service employees,  you probably eat a lot of  bodily fluids.  Actual Advice Mallard

When you get the hiccups Scrub your tongue with a toothbrush, gagging makes them stop immediately

When you get the hiccups Scrub your tongue with a toothbrush, gagging makes them stop immediately  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're ever feeling down about having low karma go to the front page and click on the usernames. 90% of them only have karma from that post

If you're ever feeling down about having low karma go to the front page and click on the usernames. 90% of them only have karma from that post  Actual Advice Mallard
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