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Cook Bacon the morning after a party at your parents house Because it's bacon and bacon is fucking fantastic

Cook Bacon  the morning after a party at your parents house Because it's bacon and bacon is fucking fantastic   Actual Advice Mallard

This is your early warning It's Mother's Day in about a year

This is your early warning It's Mother's Day in about a year  Actual Advice Mallard

Low Back Pain? Stretch Your Hip Flexors

Low Back Pain? Stretch Your Hip Flexors  Actual Advice Mallard

get a temporary proxy tattoo with a sharpie for a few months if at any point you have negative feelings about it, don't get the real one

get a temporary proxy tattoo with a sharpie for a few months if at any point you have negative feelings about it, don't get the real one  Actual Advice Mallard

Skip the next generation of consoles Build a pc

Skip the next generation of consoles Build a pc  Actual Advice Mallard

tell someone you like how you feel there's a chance they like you back and you're both too scared to tell each other

tell someone you like how you feel there's a chance they like you back and you're both too scared to tell each other  Actual Advice Mallard

If you like pepper on your fries put the pepper in the ketchup, it ensures proper coverage

If you like pepper on your fries put the pepper in the ketchup, it ensures proper coverage  Actual Advice Mallard

do not move to gotham city

do not move to gotham city  Actual Advice Mallard

If you can't afford a tip You can't afford to go out to eat

If you can't afford a tip You can't afford to go out to eat  Actual Advice Mallard

Do Not Memorize Your credit card number

Do Not Memorize Your credit card number  Actual Advice Mallard
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