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Never trust a man Who wears a tunic.

Never trust a man Who wears a tunic.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you have to pee in the middle of the night sit down you won't have to aim

if you have to pee in the middle of the night sit down 
you won't have to aim  Actual Advice Mallard

Need a home phone line for cheap/free? setup an inactive smart phone to a Google Voice and utilize the phone via your home wireless network

Need a home phone line for cheap/free? setup an inactive smart phone to a Google Voice and utilize the phone via your home wireless network  Actual Advice Mallard

Always Check your air conditioner for hornets nests Before installing it and turning it on.

Always Check your air conditioner for hornets nests Before installing it and turning it on.  Actual Advice Mallard

eating healthy is cheap compared to a doctors bill

eating healthy is cheap compared to a doctors bill  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't bitch about being old You get to be old

Don't bitch about being old You get to be old  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to post to /gonewild anonymously cover your tattoos

If you want to post to /gonewild anonymously cover your tattoos  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're driving and notice that your brake pedal doesn't work use the hand brake, it's mechanical and should always work

if you're driving and notice that your brake pedal doesn't work use the hand brake, it's mechanical and should always work  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're going to throw a party at your house Hide all the toothbrushes beforehand

If you're going to throw a party at your house Hide all the toothbrushes beforehand  Actual Advice Mallard

if you don't like coffee, have an apple it gives you more energy and you get a serving of fruit

if you don't like coffee, have an apple it gives you more energy and you get a serving of fruit  Actual Advice Mallard
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