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If you are having trouble with the mods don't bother trying to state your side of the story. just shut your mouth and act nice. rules are rules and "that's how reddit works."

If you are having trouble with the mods don't bother trying to state your side of the story. just shut your mouth and act nice. rules are rules and

Choose liquor over wine or beer Avoid juice, soda mixers, and pub grub

Choose liquor over 
wine or beer Avoid juice, soda mixers, 
and pub grub  Actual Advice Mallard

always tip your servers, even if they made a mistake a smile and a little goodwill goes a long way

always tip your servers, even if they made a mistake a smile and a little goodwill goes a long way  Actual Advice Mallard

If your life depends on it Don't buy it from Wal-mart

If your life depends on it Don't buy it from Wal-mart  Actual Advice Mallard

Have an inexpensive wedding and honeymoon and save the money for a house or retirement

Have an inexpensive wedding and honeymoon and save the money for a house or retirement  Actual Advice Mallard

If a friend says "we broke up" It means she broke up with him

If a friend says

If a waiter brings you your dinner and warns you not to touch the plate because it's hot Don't touch it. It's hot.

If a waiter brings you your dinner and warns you not to touch the plate because it's hot Don't touch it. It's hot.   Actual Advice Mallard

When adding protein powder to a smothie Add a pinch of cinnamon to counteract any aftertaste

When adding protein  powder to a smothie Add a pinch of cinnamon to counteract any aftertaste  Actual Advice Mallard

Never hug a child Without their parents present and permission

Never hug a child Without their parents present and permission  Actual Advice Mallard

Always Support your friends and family

Always  Support your friends and family  Actual Advice Mallard
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