quickmeme: all your memes, gifs & funny pics in one place

view more »

Actual Advice Mallard

Be nice to everyone you meet

Be nice to everyone you meet Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

171 shares

When you are finished cutting a piece of tape wrinkle the end so it will be easier to find next time you use the roll

When you are finished cutting a piece of tape wrinkle the end so it will be easier to find next time you use the roll Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

171 shares

Call your girlfriend before bed it makes you seem like a good boyfriend and listening to her talk about her day will make you sleepy enough for bed

Call your girlfriend before bed it makes you seem like a good boyfriend and listening to her talk about her day will make you sleepy enough for bed Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

171 shares

Planning to take a photo of yourself in the mirror? Clean it first.

Planning to take a photo of yourself in the mirror? Clean it first. Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

171 shares

Shave your face before your balls

Shave your face before your balls Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

171 shares

When working with the public you will always have to deal with assholes Your ability to handle difficult people in a professional way is one of the most vital skills neccessary to moving into a career

When working with the public you will always have to deal with assholes Your ability to handle difficult people in a professional way is one of the most vital skills neccessary to moving into a career Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

171 shares

If you post to /r/gonewild Don't include your face. Ever.

If you post to /r/gonewild Don't include your face. Ever. Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

171 shares

if you gotta break up with someone tell them in person. DON'T just cut all ties and disappear

if you gotta break up with someone tell them in person. DON'T just cut all ties and disappear Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

171 shares

squeeze your left thumb while brushing your toungue it reduces the gag reflex so you don't choke on your own tooth brush

squeeze your left thumb while brushing your toungue it reduces the gag reflex so you don't choke on your own tooth brush Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

171 shares

With great power comes great current squared times resistance

With great power comes great current squared times resistance Actual Advice Mallard
add your own caption

171 shares

Like us for More!