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When cutting up a body Drain the blood first for no mess.

When cutting up a body Drain the blood first for no mess. Actual Advice Mallard
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Do you ever have a shirt that 'just doesn't look right?' Try ironing it

Do you ever have a shirt that 'just doesn't look right?' Try ironing it Actual Advice Mallard
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Just because someone is an adult, doesn't mean they're wiser or smarter than you, or an authority. Think for yourelfe, question authority

Just because someone is an adult, doesn't mean they're wiser or smarter than you, or an authority. Think for yourelfe, question authority Actual Advice Mallard
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BEFORE SWITCHING ON THE WASHING MACHINE CHECK TO SEE IF YOU HAVE YOUR PHONE

BEFORE SWITCHING ON THE WASHING MACHINE CHECK TO SEE IF YOU HAVE YOUR PHONE Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are living in poverty Don't have 14 kids

If you are living in poverty Don't have 14 kids Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to get on the front page of /music post a mediocre song that everybody knows

If you want to get on the front page of /music post a mediocre song that everybody knows Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't have a membership to a store try using (area code) 867-5309, chances are it works and it's easy to remember

If you don't have a membership to a store try using (area code) 867-5309, chances are it works and it's easy to remember Actual Advice Mallard
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Make a meme right before bed this way you'll know if anyone gives a fuck about it by morning

Make a meme right before bed this way you'll know if anyone gives a fuck about it by morning Actual Advice Mallard
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Taking a girl out to dinner? Sit with your back to the restaurant so you won't get distracted.

Taking a girl out to dinner? Sit with your back to the restaurant so you won't get distracted. Actual Advice Mallard
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When your girlfriend is cranky and running late for work complement her hair and your in the clear

When your girlfriend is cranky and running late for work complement her hair and your in the clear Actual Advice Mallard
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