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Not sure if that body is dead or not Use your kinesis. If he is he'll come flying toward you

Not sure if that body is dead or not Use your kinesis. If he is he'll come flying toward you Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're about to interview with a publicly traded company Read an investor relation press release, any facts you remember will impress the interviewer

If you're about to interview with a publicly traded company Read an investor relation press release, any facts you remember will impress the interviewer Actual Advice Mallard
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If you wanted a promising future you probably shouldn't have raped that girl.

If you wanted a promising future you probably shouldn't have raped that girl. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you aren't that funny I would recommend sticking to upvoting and downvoting

If you aren't that funny I would recommend sticking to upvoting and downvoting Actual Advice Mallard
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ask for a water cup after you pay if they charge for water, chances are they will give it to you for free

ask for a water cup after you pay if they charge for water, chances are they will give it to you for free Actual Advice Mallard
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Just by standing up to a bully you've won

Just by standing up to a bully you've won Actual Advice Mallard
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Everyone likes to poop in the handicap stall So if you are worried about cleanliness, use a different stall that is less trafficked.

Everyone likes to poop in the handicap stall So if you are worried about cleanliness, use a different stall that is less trafficked. Actual Advice Mallard
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Ladies, you wonder why guys don't want to talk to you after you make fun of them in front of yours or his friends We lose all respect we had for you

Ladies, you wonder why guys don't want to talk to you after you make fun of them in front of yours or his friends We lose all respect we had for you Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want him to like you touch his penis

If you want him to like you touch his penis Actual Advice Mallard
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in the mood for a nature valley bar? eat it by your nearest pond or lake.

in the mood for a nature valley bar? eat it by your nearest pond or lake. Actual Advice Mallard
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