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Buckle your seatbelt because there's nothing badass about dying

Buckle your seatbelt  because there's nothing badass about dying  Actual Advice Mallard

If you accidentally close your browser Open a new tab and go to "Recently closed"

If you accidentally close your browser  Open a new tab and go to

Adopt a boston accent People will underestimate your intelligence and overestimate your badassedness

Adopt a boston accent People will underestimate your intelligence and overestimate your badassedness  Actual Advice Mallard

when on safari, Always wear obsession by Calvin Klein. It will attract the big cats you have come to see.

when on safari, Always wear obsession by Calvin Klein. It will attract the big cats you have come to see.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't get so worked up over Reddit There are more important things in life than arguing with random strangers

Don't get so worked up over Reddit There are more important things in life than arguing with random strangers  Actual Advice Mallard

want to be smarter about money? Live within your means

want to be smarter about money? Live within your means   Actual Advice Mallard

Be nice to receptionists and secretaries because that makes you a good person.

Be nice to receptionists and secretaries  because that makes you a good person.  Actual Advice Mallard

You know all those things you do that you think are weird and strange? Don't be so hard on yourself. Most other people do them too.

You know all those things you do that you think are weird and strange? Don't be so hard on yourself.  Most other people do them too.  Actual Advice Mallard

Go see or call your family if you haven't in a while you never know what could happen

Go see or call your family if you haven't in a while you never know what could happen  Actual Advice Mallard

DO NOT CLICK ON A SINGLE LINK ON R/WTF RIGHT NOW

DO NOT CLICK ON A SINGLE LINK ON R/WTF RIGHT NOW  Actual Advice Mallard
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