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Before snapping that picture, put something cold on your breasts You'll get cute, perky nipples

Before snapping that picture, put something cold on your breasts You'll get cute, perky nipples  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't eat the chicken at KFC .

Don't eat the chicken at KFC .  Actual Advice Mallard

if someone sends you a picture of a flat tire assume it was taken on another occasion

if someone sends you a picture of a flat tire assume it was taken on another occasion  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want people to tell others about your music MAKE GOOD MUSIC

If you want people to tell others about your music MAKE GOOD MUSIC  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are underage at a bar and want to drink Bring an empty glass with you to the bar tender when you order

If you are underage at a bar and want to drink Bring an empty glass with you to the bar tender when you order  Actual Advice Mallard

Women are bitches Don't trust anything they say

Women are bitches Don't trust anything they say  Actual Advice Mallard

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If you want to get karma with me Just throw a beak on an lpt

If you want to get karma with me Just throw a beak on an lpt  Actual Advice Mallard

Slide a fork into the creamy center of an Oreo. Dip into the glass of milk and avoid getting your hands wet.

Slide a fork into the creamy center of an Oreo. Dip into the glass of milk and avoid getting your hands wet.  Actual Advice Mallard

If your teacher won't let you cite an article from wikipedia cite the same article from new world encyclopedia

If your teacher won't let you cite an article from wikipedia cite the same article from new world encyclopedia  Actual Advice Mallard
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