Actual Advice Mallard

Having trouble understand a word or topic? Add "for kids" at the end to find simpler explanations

Having trouble understand a word or topic? Add

Make sure you get married young you'll still want to be good looking after the divorce

Make sure you get married young  you'll still want to be good looking after the divorce  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're a duck trapped in a meme make sure at least you're in the right subreddit

If you're a duck trapped in a meme make sure at least you're in the right subreddit  Actual Advice Mallard

to avoid backsplash from toliet Place a sheet of toliet paper on the water

to avoid backsplash from toliet Place a sheet of toliet paper on the water  Actual Advice Mallard

Want an actual appraisal on something you plan to sell? Antiques Roadshowp

Want an actual appraisal on something you plan to sell? Antiques Roadshowp  Actual Advice Mallard

To avoid repetitive strain injury while on the computer take a 5 minute break every hour

To avoid repetitive strain injury while on the computer  take a 5 minute break every hour  Actual Advice Mallard

Bread too big for your toaster? Go outside and feed the ducks.

Bread too big for your toaster? Go outside and feed the ducks.  Actual Advice Mallard

Never Lie Just twist the truth

Never Lie Just twist the truth  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're going to get raped stick your finger down your throat and vomit on him

If you're going to get raped stick your finger down your throat and vomit on him  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't make a girl a promise you can't keep

Don't make a girl a promise you can't keep  Actual Advice Mallard
Like us for More!