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to prevent a hangover after partying all night drink enough water during the day so that your pee is clear for at least 2 hours before festivities commence

to prevent a hangover after partying all night drink enough water during the day so that your pee is clear for at least 2 hours before festivities commence Actual Advice Mallard
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If you bury a body the remains will be identifiable it's best to use a wood chipper

If you bury a body the remains will be identifiable it's best to use a wood chipper Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to trust someone You must be prepared to become committed in the relationship

If you want to trust someone You must be prepared to become committed in the relationship Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone takes a picture of you at a party Try and hide the Alcoholic beverage in your hand. You will appreciate it later

If someone takes a picture of you at a party Try and hide the Alcoholic beverage in your hand. You will appreciate it later Actual Advice Mallard
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IF you want your parents to trust you don't fucking lie to them

IF you want your parents to trust you don't fucking lie to them Actual Advice Mallard
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if you have a boner and your wearing skinny jeans you probably shouldn't stand up

if you have a boner and your wearing skinny jeans you probably shouldn't stand up Actual Advice Mallard
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When buying large fruits or vegetables, always buy them whole Grocery stores are notorious for selling pre-cut slices at a large markup.

When buying large fruits or vegetables, always buy them whole Grocery stores are notorious for selling pre-cut slices at a large markup. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't sweat the petty things And don't pet the sweaty things

Don't sweat the petty things And don't pet the sweaty things Actual Advice Mallard
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If you decide to eat in front of me Don't fucking open your mouth

If you decide to eat in front of me Don't fucking open your mouth Actual Advice Mallard
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If your bag gets lost by the airline ask the hotel for necessaries like a toothbrush, they have sample kits

If your bag gets lost by the airline ask the hotel for necessaries like a toothbrush, they have sample kits Actual Advice Mallard
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