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If he tells people he is a nice guy He is probably not a nice guy

If he tells people he is a nice guy He is probably not a nice guy  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't give your girlfriend Chlamydia

Don't give your girlfriend Chlamydia  Actual Advice Mallard

if you are posting in a reference to another post add a link in the comment section

if you are posting in a reference to another post add a link in the comment section  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want to throw a fully clothed person into a pool ask to see their cell phone, then throw them in

if you want to throw a fully clothed person into a pool ask to see their cell phone, then throw them in  Actual Advice Mallard

Pasta sauces costing you too much? Buy chopped tomatoes, flower and oregano in bulk

Pasta sauces costing you too much? Buy chopped tomatoes, flower and oregano in bulk  Actual Advice Mallard

If your hat is dirty use a lint roller to clean it

If your hat is dirty  use a lint roller to clean it  Actual Advice Mallard

cut an x with a razorblade on the vehicle registration on your license plate people are less likely to steal it in 4 pieces

cut an x with a razorblade on the vehicle registration on your license plate people are less likely to steal it in 4 pieces  Actual Advice Mallard

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are depressed and looking for advice don't visit r/depression....that place is fucking depressing

If you are depressed and looking for advice don't visit r/depression....that place is fucking depressing  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're not mature enough to buy condoms yourself you're not mature enough to have sex

If you're not mature enough to buy condoms yourself you're not mature enough to have sex   Actual Advice Mallard
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