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Having trouble with your parents Try talking to a professional instead of posting on reddit

Having trouble with your parents Try talking to a professional instead of posting on reddit Actual Advice Mallard
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if you have a cold sore put toothpaste on it

if you have a cold sore put toothpaste on it Actual Advice Mallard
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If your credit card doesn't work when you swipe it Swipe faster, not slower

If your credit card doesn't work when you swipe it Swipe faster, not slower Actual Advice Mallard
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What I learned in the hospital Before you start masturbating, check to see if you have a catheter

What I learned in the hospital Before you start masturbating, check to see if you have a catheter Actual Advice Mallard
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Save your burned out CFL bulbs Com-Ed buys them and will give you a credit on your next bill

Save your burned out CFL bulbs Com-Ed buys them and will give you a credit on your next bill Actual Advice Mallard
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never go to the toilet without your phone you never know when a onesie will turn into a twosie

never go to the toilet without your phone you never know when a onesie will turn into a twosie Actual Advice Mallard
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Tuck in your shoelaces before using a public bathroom Or they'll drag on the ground and soak up all the piss

Tuck in your shoelaces before using a public bathroom Or they'll drag on the ground and soak up all the piss Actual Advice Mallard
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Didn't get a call back from that interview or a job offer that day Get back to pounding the pavement.

Didn't get a call back from that interview or a job offer that day Get back to pounding the pavement. Actual Advice Mallard
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Have a bunch of nickles and dimes you don't want? You can exchange them for quarters at most vending machines using the coin return button.

Have a bunch of nickles and dimes you don't want? You can exchange them for quarters at most vending machines using the coin return button. Actual Advice Mallard
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If I say I dont want to talk about it anymore it actually means i dont want to talk about it anymore

If I say I dont want to talk about it anymore it actually means i dont want to talk about it anymore Actual Advice Mallard
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