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Whenever you're in a drive through line ask for no ice, it already comes cold and the ice takes up a lot of drink space

Whenever you're in a drive through line ask for no ice, it already comes cold and the ice takes up a lot of drink space Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to encourage a sneeze, look at the sun If you want to disable a sneeze, push your tongue to the roof of your mouth

If you want to encourage a sneeze, look at the sun If you want to disable a sneeze, push your tongue to the roof of your mouth Actual Advice Mallard
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FACTS are not advice

FACTS are not advice Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get the sensation of playing a game of tetris in your sink its time to do dishes

If you get the sensation of playing a game of tetris in your sink its time to do dishes Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOUR POST GOES TO 0 AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES HANG IN THERE, SOMEONE MAY SEE IT DOESN'T DESERVE A 0, UPVOTE IT, AND IT MAY TAKE OFF

IF YOUR POST GOES TO 0 AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES HANG IN THERE, SOMEONE MAY SEE IT DOESN'T DESERVE A 0, UPVOTE IT, AND IT MAY TAKE OFF Actual Advice Mallard
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Stop trying to use facebook as a way to make friends and score dates. Toss out that social anxiety, and go meet real people.

Stop trying to use facebook as a way to make friends and score dates. Toss out that social anxiety, and go meet real people. Actual Advice Mallard
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Turn yourselves in Before angry civilians hunt you down and kill you

Turn yourselves in Before angry civilians hunt you down and kill you Actual Advice Mallard
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If your company stops paying you it's time to stop working for them.

If your company stops paying you it's time to stop working for them. Actual Advice Mallard
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Just got dumped? Delete her phone number now! Before you do something stupid

Just got dumped? Delete her phone number now! Before you do something stupid Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're doing something else on your pc but still want a browser window visible you can comfortably use a tiny browser window by using mobile sites

If you're doing something else on your pc but still want a browser window visible you can comfortably use a tiny browser window by using mobile sites Actual Advice Mallard
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