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if you do not choose your direction in life others will choose it for you

if you do not choose your direction in life others will choose it for you  Actual Advice Mallard

Printer won't print because it thinks it's out of toner? Put a piece of duct tape over the sensor on the toner cartridge.

Printer won't print because it thinks it's out of toner? Put a piece of duct tape over the sensor on the toner cartridge.  Actual Advice Mallard

You should Know That most of what I tell you is recycled from /r/YouShouldKnow

You should Know  That most of what I tell  you is recycled from /r/YouShouldKnow  Actual Advice Mallard

When you have the option to scroll left to right on a picture Hold shift and scroll as you normally would

When you have the option to scroll left to right on a picture Hold shift and scroll as you normally would   Actual Advice Mallard

Be Useful

 Be Useful  Actual Advice Mallard

Afraid of having a kid with downs syndrome? abortion

Afraid of having a kid with downs syndrome? abortion  Actual Advice Mallard

Too warm in bed? Stick one leg out from under the covers

Too warm in bed? Stick one leg out from under the covers  Actual Advice Mallard

Can't fully penetrate your GF without crushing her cervix? stick it in her ass

Can't fully penetrate your GF without crushing her cervix? stick it in her ass  Actual Advice Mallard

Quack QUACK

Quack QUACK  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to stay young and skinny forever? Travel at the speed of light

Want to stay young and skinny forever? Travel at the speed of light  Actual Advice Mallard
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