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Think of something you would not do Advise people to do it

Think of something you would not do Advise people to do it Actual Advice Mallard
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using a friend's laptop to check your email? open an incognito window so you don't log them out

using a friend's laptop to check your email? open an incognito window so you don't log them out Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to keep yourself from using the computer for a while Start cleaning your keyboard, then stop halfway through and do your work

If you want to keep yourself from using the computer for a while Start cleaning your keyboard, then stop halfway through and do your work Actual Advice Mallard
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Go grocery shopping after eating a filling meal You'll be less inclined to make impulsive purchases

Go grocery shopping after eating a filling meal You'll be less inclined to make impulsive purchases Actual Advice Mallard
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At a job fair make sure your first stop is a company giving out bags Then you're not trying to hand our resumes and shake hands while holding two coffee cups, a t-shirt, and three stress balls

At a job fair make sure your first stop is a company giving out bags Then you're not trying to hand our resumes and shake hands while holding two coffee cups, a t-shirt, and three stress balls Actual Advice Mallard
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R/atheism got you down? Fuck it, "who cares?" they're already goin to hell

R/atheism got you down? Fuck it,
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Before dropping a deuce at a friend's house make sure there's a plunger in the bathroom

Before dropping a deuce at a friend's house make sure there's a plunger in the bathroom Actual Advice Mallard
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someone just got killed in your village for being a suspected rapist? stop raping people so everyone will continue to think it was them.

someone just got killed in your village for being a suspected rapist? stop raping people so everyone will continue to think it was them. Actual Advice Mallard
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Have an itchy rash? Ice cubes stop the itch

Have an itchy rash? Ice cubes stop the itch Actual Advice Mallard
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Over estimate your invoices by 15% Then offer a 15% discount to your clients for paying 2 weeks early

Over estimate your invoices by 15% Then offer a 15% discount to your clients for paying 2 weeks early Actual Advice Mallard
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