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If your daughter is screaming and crying, she probably doesn't want to be in the pageant.

If your daughter is screaming and crying, she probably doesn't want to be in the pageant.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to see boobs on Reddit Subscribe to r/gonewild instead of ruining other subreddits

If you want to see boobs on Reddit Subscribe to r/gonewild instead of ruining other subreddits  Actual Advice Mallard

If sum1 txts u lyk dis Don't have sex with them. You'll be doing the world a favor.

If sum1 txts u lyk dis Don't have sex with them. You'll be doing the world a favor.  Actual Advice Mallard

If a sitcom has a laugh track it's probably not a very funny show

If a sitcom has a laugh track it's probably not a very funny show  Actual Advice Mallard

Have gum stuck on some sort of fabric? Put some mayonnaise on it and throw it in the wash

Have gum stuck on some sort of fabric? Put some mayonnaise on it and throw it in the wash  Actual Advice Mallard

Can't Afford Flowers This Valentine's Day? Cemeteries Have Free Flowers

Can't Afford Flowers This Valentine's Day?  Cemeteries Have Free Flowers  Actual Advice Mallard

If you drive a truck in the LA area Get out of town for a while

If you drive a truck in the LA area Get out of town for a while  Actual Advice Mallard

don't do anything without masturbating first

don't do anything without masturbating first  Actual Advice Mallard

think you recognize a friend in an amateur sex tape but there's a tattoo your friend doesn't have? the tattoo in the video is fake

think you recognize a friend in an amateur sex tape but there's a tattoo your friend doesn't have? the tattoo in the video is fake  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to get karma with this meme just write common sense here

If you want to get karma with this meme just write common sense here  Actual Advice Mallard
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