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If a girl doesn't make you wear a condom... Thank the based god

If a girl doesn't make you wear a condom... Thank the based god Actual Advice Mallard
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When mugging someone, Don't mug people.

When mugging someone, Don't mug people. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to cut your nails, do it after a shower The water will make your nails soft, therefore easier to cut and it won't fly anywhere

If you want to cut your nails, do it after a shower The water will make your nails soft, therefore easier to cut and it won't fly anywhere Actual Advice Mallard
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Glue your earbuds to your headphones you're never going to use another size

Glue your earbuds to your headphones you're never going to use another size Actual Advice Mallard
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If all of her friends are whores She's probably one too

If all of her friends are whores She's probably one too Actual Advice Mallard
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If you do alot of traveling and don't want to pay extra for texting internationally use an app that has built in messaging like words with friends to send messages instead

If you do alot of traveling and don't want to pay extra for texting internationally use an app that has built in messaging like words with friends to send messages instead Actual Advice Mallard
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When you find something that you lost put it back in the first place you looked

When you find something that you lost put it back in the first place you looked Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want people to take your advice stop phrasing it in a passive-aggressive way

If you want people to take your advice stop phrasing it in a passive-aggressive way Actual Advice Mallard
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Throw a dry towel in with your laundry It cuts drying time in HALF

Throw a dry towel in with your laundry It cuts drying time in HALF Actual Advice Mallard
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If you master dreaming You can travel through time

If you master dreaming You can travel through time Actual Advice Mallard
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