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Want out of jury duty? Tell the judge and attorneys that you're a card-carrying member of the communist party

Want out of jury duty? Tell the judge and attorneys that you're a card-carrying member of the communist party Actual Advice Mallard
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It is now a good time to come up with as many "going nr. 2" jokes as you can. Seriously. The karma is ripe for picking.

It is now a good time to come up with as many
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Yeast infections can transfer to men The creams they use also will work on men as well

Yeast infections can transfer to men The creams they use also will work on men as well Actual Advice Mallard
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You can't help someone who doesn't want to be helped

You can't help someone who doesn't want to be helped Actual Advice Mallard
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if you must cheat on a test, don't look up to see if the teacher is looking it makes you look suspicious as hell

if you must cheat on a test, don't look up to see if the teacher is looking it makes you look suspicious as hell Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to stay dry while walking in the rain Offer to hold the umbrella. You will always be dry

If you want to stay dry while walking in the rain Offer to hold the umbrella. You will always be dry Actual Advice Mallard
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if you think you're hot other people will too.

if you think you're hot other people will too. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you date someone their problems will become your problems

if you date someone their problems will become your problems Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have kids hide your sex toys

If you have kids hide your sex toys Actual Advice Mallard
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Ask lots of questions at the end of a job interview i shows you are interested, it gives you an opportunity to learn more about the position and it forces the employers to sell themselves to you

Ask lots of questions at the end of a job interview i shows you are interested, it gives you an opportunity to learn more about the position and it forces the employers to sell themselves to you Actual Advice Mallard
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