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Don't cuss while driving if you have kids in the car if you do they'll tell their teacher you call all the other drivers dumbasses

Don't cuss while driving if you have kids in the car if you do they'll tell their teacher you call all the other drivers dumbasses Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't buy new shoes before a big trip They may take awhile to get use to and foot pain could side line you for a whole day.

Don't buy new shoes before a big trip They may take awhile to get use to and foot pain could side line you for a whole day. Actual Advice Mallard
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Always give new foods a chance although they might look bad you will never know unless you try

Always give new foods a chance although they might look bad you will never know unless you try Actual Advice Mallard
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If you consider yourself scientific, stop calling yourself atheist. You are agnostic. There is no evidence for or against deities and, thus, atheism is a belief. It is not scientific.

If you consider yourself scientific, stop calling yourself atheist. You are agnostic. There is no evidence for or against deities and, thus, atheism is a belief. It is not scientific. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're buying a PC from Dell/HP/Lenovo (or any other company) Reformat

If you're buying a PC from Dell/HP/Lenovo (or any other company) Reformat Actual Advice Mallard
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figures ... jesus would part the red sea while i'm in it

figures ... jesus would part the red sea while i'm in it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you need to quickly heat a cup of water for coffee or tea Microwave it for one minute with a spoon in the water

If you need to quickly heat a cup of water for coffee or tea Microwave it for one minute with a spoon in the water Actual Advice Mallard
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Use the Volume Up button on your iPhone to take pictures whenever possible Using the software button makes your pictures blurry because of the movement of your phone

Use the Volume Up button on your iPhone to take pictures whenever possible Using the software button makes your pictures blurry because of the movement of your phone Actual Advice Mallard
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Wear A Goddamn condom

Wear A Goddamn condom Actual Advice Mallard
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whatever you do don't listen to the duck

whatever you do don't listen to the duck Actual Advice Mallard
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