Actual Advice Mallard

If you see a dodge charger with the gearshift on the steering column instead of the center console it's an unmarked police car

If you see a dodge charger with the gearshift on the steering column instead of the center console it's an unmarked police car  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are working on a group project and need to send people multiple files don't send them a .rar. Chances are they won't know what the fuck to do with it, and they will blame you.

If you are working on a group project and need to send people multiple files don't send them a .rar. Chances are they won't know what the fuck to do with it, and they will blame you.  Actual Advice Mallard

Never open a nsfw link When you're eating yogurt

Never open a nsfw link When you're eating yogurt  Actual Advice Mallard

When someone knowledgeable about the product they're selling is explaining something to you LISTEN

When someone knowledgeable about the product they're selling is explaining something to you LISTEN  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't like clicking links Download Chrome extension Hoverzoom. It allows links from imgur and quickmeme to be previewed.

If you don't like clicking links Download Chrome extension Hoverzoom. It allows links from imgur and quickmeme to be previewed.  Actual Advice Mallard

if your sick with a sore throat gurgle some salt water with a freshly squeezed lime in it. It'll really help sooth it

if your sick with a sore throat  gurgle some salt water with a freshly squeezed lime in it. It'll really help sooth it  Actual Advice Mallard

Before going shopping check the store's website. Most stores put items on sale online first, and will also honor online prices in store.

Before going shopping check the store's website.  Most stores put items on sale online first, and will also honor online prices in store.  Actual Advice Mallard

Want your man to be better in the sack? Tell Them

Want your man to be better in the sack? Tell Them  Actual Advice Mallard

Using strong language is like crying wolf; if you use it too often, it becomes ineffective.

Using strong language is like crying wolf; if you use it too often, it becomes ineffective.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want to become a doctor join the military They'll pay for medical school and you'll have a guaranteed job at a top quality hospital after graduation.

if you want to become a doctor join the military They'll pay for medical school and you'll have a guaranteed job at a top quality hospital after graduation.  Actual Advice Mallard
Like us for More!