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You have 2 eyes, 2 ears, and only 1 mouth because you are supposed to look and listen 4 times as much as you talk

You have 2 eyes, 2 ears, and only 1 mouth because you are supposed to look and listen 4 times as much as you talk Actual Advice Mallard
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When you get a cut use an anti-biotic ointment and a band aid to avoid infections

When you get a cut use an anti-biotic ointment and a band aid to avoid infections Actual Advice Mallard
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smile and be polite you don't know what sought of customer was in before you

smile and be polite you don't know what sought of customer was in before you Actual Advice Mallard
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Wash your balls more often you will get more bjs

Wash your balls more often you will get more bjs Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone right behind you is talking in a movie theatre and pissing you off change seats. you can't hear them from five rows away, and you'll enjoy the movie a lot more.

If someone right behind you is talking in a movie theatre and pissing you off change seats. you can't hear them from five rows away, and you'll enjoy the movie a lot more. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't try and dig The avalanche snow sets like concrete and you'll use your oxygen faster

Don't try and dig The avalanche snow sets like concrete and you'll use your oxygen faster Actual Advice Mallard
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When meeting with people to carpool to an appointment Tell them the meetup time is 20 minutes before the actual one just in case they run late

When meeting with people to carpool to an appointment Tell them the meetup time is 20 minutes before the actual one just in case they run late Actual Advice Mallard
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DON'T TAKE CELL PHONE PHOTOS IN YOUR CAR NOT GETTING A TICKET IS WORTH MORE THAN KARMA

DON'T TAKE CELL PHONE PHOTOS IN YOUR CAR NOT GETTING A TICKET IS WORTH MORE THAN KARMA Actual Advice Mallard
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if theres a smoothie in the safe dont drink it

if theres a smoothie in the safe dont drink it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you like actual advice Try r/LifeProTips or r/YouShouldKnow

If you like actual advice Try r/LifeProTips or r/YouShouldKnow Actual Advice Mallard
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